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Country Lowdown November Joke of the Month

 

A woman walked up to a little old redneck rocking in a chair on his porch.

“I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?”

“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he said. “I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise.”

“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?’

“Twenty-six,” he said.

  

 

Country Lowdown October Joke of the Month

 

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are due to be executed on the same day.

The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, “Ah shore do, wardn. Ah’d be mighty  grateful if’n yoo’d play ‘Achy Breaky Heart’ fur me bahfore ah hafta go.

“Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that,” says the warden. He turns to the biker, “And you, biker, what’s your last request?

“That you kill me first.”

 

I know, I know! We all groan together….

Our first, September caption competition of the Just For Fun section, courtesy of the mighty Chris Young’s Facebook page. We’re figuring if he didn’t want to have it poked fun at he wouldn’t have posted it, right?! We love Chris at the Country Lowdown so send us your captions and we’ll publish the best ones… 

“Er, if I breathe in any more I’m not going to be able to sing!!” Anon, London

“Aw Nawwww!!!!!” Sharon W, Northampton

 

So Country Lowdown’s Caroline had a blast meeting the affable Mr Ryan Hurd, but what do you think is happening here? Best captions for this October picture will be published here and you can bag yourself a sought after car sticker for your motor if your caption is chosen.  Send them via email to info@countrylowdown.com. Get your thinking caps on!

We want you for the UK Country Army!” Sally M, Lincoln

 

November’s caption competition comes straight from Cole Swindell’s USA tour. What do you think Lauren is saying/thinking as Dustin Lynch is talking to her? Best ones get a car sticker – send your captions into info@countrylowdown.com or tweet us @CountryLDMusic #NovCaption.

 

 

 

 

 

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